getoutoftherecat:

what do you mean, ‘you have to study’? what even is that? 

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]


Title: Radioactive
Artist: Kings of Leon
Played: 174 times

radioactive // kings of leon


mskamalakhan:

adapto:

you put the tip of the dick in your ass but you don’t let it fuck you: a metaphor

tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol

anepictimelord:

Here are some tips if you are writing a character who is aromantic or asexual until they meet the right person:
1) Don’t

@onedirection#YouAndI #3DaysToGo

thrusting-on-stage:

how i fell in love

image

punkasslouis:

i live for people hating harry and louis’ hair your weakness fuels me